|Round Two: Klauz vs Conspiracy Theory
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|Author:||Adept Won [ 04/12/07 11:31:44 AM ]|
|Post subject:||Round Two: Klauz vs Conspiracy Theory|
verses due by Thursday, April 22, 2007, ten days from now
all verses must be 16-24 lines long, just to make it fair
no feeding off of your opponent's verse
first to five votes advances to the next round
ALL VOTES MUST BE EXPLAINED.
and just check in to the battle, no need for voting links here..
|Author:||Klauz [ 04/12/07 11:40:09 AM ]|
|Author:||Conspiracy Theory [ 04/12/07 12:45:00 PM ]|
check' Good luck
|Author:||Klauz [ 04/12/07 01:42:13 PM ]|
Same to you sir... If you need any luck at all.
|Author:||Conspiracy Theory [ 04/14/07 09:19:02 AM ]|
Klauz Eh well heres your present haha
Like a fat bitch i'll be quick to point out your flaws/
Your fighting off menopause/
Your in Shark infested waters and i'm the Jaws/
In this battle you aint getting a draw or even an aplause/
So fuck you Santa "Klauz"/
Your the runt of the pack that your mom wishes she could push back/
Growin up your theme song must of been "return of the mack"/
Style is what you lack/
And the ladies say you pack a lil sack, whats up with that/
I bet your ready to blow up like spontaneous combustion/
Thts why you slurr after a dirty russian, i'm gunna win end of discussion/
Stop blowin smoke, i can see your cigarette/
Your a rookie Fols is the vet, meanin' this battle to me is hardly a threat/
I hope you got more clown raps/
So i can watch your ass collapse like your moms pussy flaps/
Ooh shit did i cross the line? perhaps but damn your moms gotta fine ass/
My stomach aches from hunger pains, its time i saw open your vains/
And scatter your thick brain into the great plains and lick off the remains/
As i watch your blood dripp off the jagged chains/
You know your shits gunna be a joke/
Like crack fienes who say they switched to coke/
I hope your ass chokes on my gun smoke/
I will be a float while you go under like soft oak...........
|Author:||Klauz [ 04/15/07 11:34:34 PM ]|
I'll soon hit you back, damn I wan't to return some of your bars, but i can't. haha...
|Author:||Klauz [ 04/22/07 01:31:49 PM ]|
Shit.. I gotta post now.. I better get at writing..
|Author:||Klauz [ 04/22/07 02:22:04 PM ]|
It seems like i just have to post this then.. in about five minutes, this is what i came up with.
What is the difference between this guy and Santa Klauz?
Not much, but at least I get a fucking applause.
Dude, you think this gonna be easy right?
You do even think that my ass and I won’t write.
You won once, against SOB... (pause)
everyone know it’s easy to trade a tournament prize for a blow job.
I know I know, them fag jokes are old, they'r all told,
But I will never let you win before my body is turning cold.
I have seen you write, about your girl and something like that,
But I don’t think that she is something no one would look at.
People like: Hey man, don’t hurl shit at his bitch,
You may get thrown into “rap jail” for this shit.
Fuck it, I don’t care, you see I’m not like you,
The only reason you react is cus it’s so damn true.
Battling you? Why do I even bother,
You so BIG that you got fatter tits then my mother.
Have your dad ever heard of something called a rubber, Fuck you ET,
Go and phone home, your family is the reason that this world got HIV.
Get off me bitch, before I shoot you with my spit,
I got to admit that I have to call you a dimwit.
Talk to me, yeah I know that my first stuff was wack,
But at least I got balls, so now I’ma hit this Big Bitch Back.
We may start talking of brain, hello, your just sOo fucked,
Pussy should be your name cus you can’t just grow nuts.
“I’m crazy I now, you aren’t cus you just stupid” :P
Thats all folks.. I know that it suckes.
|Author:||JBSnatcha [ 04/23/07 02:50:18 AM ]|
gotta go with CT. both seemed basic and lacking in bite or viciousness, and CT's went off on a weird tangent. Still preferred his to Klauz's verse, its like watching a race between a go-cart and a lawnmower.... but on a NASCAR track.
|Author:||Drastic Tactics [ 04/23/07 07:30:03 AM ]|
Both were very simple in my eyes, Lacking Hard hitting punches and Flow was off also.
I would definately have to go this to Conspiracy Theory...
|Author:||Adept Won [ 04/24/07 01:10:33 PM ]|
yeah both seemed like they were warming up or something but CT definitely brought more heat..
Vote = Conspiracy Theory
|Author:||seven30 [ 04/27/07 11:50:22 AM ]|
CT got this, but I hope whoever wins brings more fire next round
|Author:||Koran [ 04/30/07 06:21:06 PM ]|
VOTE: CONSPIRACY THEORY
WOW YOU gotta step it up next round though.
|Author:||Adept Won [ 05/01/07 01:35:45 PM ]|
looks like CT wins by KO and advances to the next round...thanks for participating in the tournament Klauz.
Winner = Conspiracy Theory
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