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I don't know - I think I'll wait for Tony's expert advice. He has a degree and everything, right?


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hey tony!

why are you letting so many cats get away with saying "dear tony," when you specifically requested: "hey tony." you gotta be consistent pops :|

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hey tony

why is dope illeagal? i mean your not hurting any one but yourself


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Hey/Dear Tony


why is there so much faggotry going on on teh boards lately??

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Dear Mr tony..

why is it that my girlfriend, did not give me any credit for the help i have given her...i stayed up late... translating 100s of documents for her!
yes she gave me 50 of the fifty/50 we agreed upon..but yet made no attempt to put my name by hers in the spot light ....i did most of the work!! and now shes being invited to the london opera house to see this translated play translated by me..

what shuld i do?


1. fuck her really hard and take out my frustrations out on her sexually?
2. same as the above but wearing a racoon hat.
3.spit in her morning coffee
4.phone up the opera house wit a bomb threat
5.jump on her back ..now that shes sleeping..

please help me

thanks in advance your friend eddy

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still waiting...



is this shit automated or sumink?seems 2 be out of order?

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Dear Angsta,

So, an annoying upstairs neighbor has a crush on you son. Well, you have many options to get rid of him. The first option is to let him see you with someone so he get's the idea that you're taken. If that doesn't work then you should go tell him he has no chance with you. Your last option should be to hook up with him. When you hook up give him horrible head, like bite down hard on it and stuff. Believe me, I wouldn't stay with a girl that gives god awful head and I assume the same with your neighbor. Good luck son.


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Dear Roundpants,

Well I requested "hey tony" because I though it would be nice to have more of a casual atmosphere while I was answering your questions. But, I have no problem if people say "dear tony". It may be more formal than I had originally intended, but it serves its purpose son.


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Coach, you didn't respond to my answer. Why?


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got damned, tony is sluffin. catch up you old fuck.


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Dear Kazan,

I don't know why dope is illegal son. I can only guess that our government doesn't want a whole bunch of doped up heads walking around the street. hahaha, not like that isn't happening. But, perhaps our government is influenced by outside sources, such as tobacco companies, that view dope as competition to their cigarettes. Plus son, if the government were to make dope legal, they would want to be able to regulate it. And I don't think that would be an easy thing to do. So son, don't count on dope being legal anytime soon, or ever.


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Dear Paturn1,

Why is their more "faggotry" on the boards? I truely don't know the answer as I can only speculate. Perhaps more homosexuals are joining this site and feel the need to influence us. Or maybe this site is now being run by homosexuals. Unfortunately I don't know the true answer, as I can only speculate son.


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Hey Tony,

http://www.hiphop-elements.com/phpBB/vi ... hp?t=51986 ...yer help would be appreciated, thanks

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Dear Ed Word,

So your girlfriend didn't give you any credit son? That is truely horrible my son. There is only one solution for this, to take your frustrations out on her sexually. Make her wish that she did give you credit. If you fuck her really hard now and make her pay, then she'll never do that again. Good luck son.


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Dear Speech Rok,

So you'd like some heartbreak songs son. Well here's some..

Babyface- Nobody Knows It But Me
Peter Gabriel- In Your Eyes
REM- Everybody Hurts
Tears For Fears- I Know This Much Is True
Bobby Caldwell- Open Your Eyes
Carl Lewis- I Wish
The Cure- Lovesong
John Mayer- City Love
John Mayer- Comfortable
Lionel Ritchie- Hello
Sade- Your Love Is King
Sade- By Your Side
Sade- King Of Sorrow
Seal- Kiss From A Rose
Oasis- Wonderwall


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Dear Speech Rok,

So you'd like some heartbreak songs son. Well here's some..

Babyface- Nobody Knows It But Me
Peter Gabriel- In Your Eyes
REM- Everybody Hurts
Tears For Fears- I Know This Much Is True
Bobby Caldwell- Open Your Eyes
Carl Lewis- I Wish
The Cure- Lovesong
John Mayer- City Love
John Mayer- Comfortable
Lionel Ritchie- Hello
Sade- Your Love Is King
Sade- By Your Side
Sade- King Of Sorrow
Seal- Kiss From A Rose
Oasis- Wonderwall


some of em weren't really heartbreak songs...but thanks anyways coach, preciate it

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Dear Francis M. H. White,

I just wanted to hear why you wanted to ask that question son, I felt like you were insisting that I've done such things. But I've never accused of such things and never will.


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Tony likes that pic son!


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Tony likes that pic son!


yeah i bet he does biter



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